Lucas To Pen Memoirs

Michael Lucas is furious!

Well, not so much furious as damned disappointed. He's unhappy that the new book, Naked: The Life & Pornography of Michael Lucas, is in his words a piece of "trash" written by an author who couldn't "write his way out of a paper bag." Lucas participated in a series of interviews for the book but pulled out (so to speak) after reading the drafts.

So Lucas has decided to take up the pen on his own to write the story of his life. And why not! He already writes a fascinating blog and an enlightening magazine column all by his lonesome, despite what some nay-sayers and detractors may tout. I think writing may actually be Lucas's biggest talent.

Well, maybe not "biggest" in the physical sense, but... you catch my meaning, no?

P.S.: Personally, never all that attracted to him until these heavy eyeliner shots surfaced. I think he should go punk rock or something. Seriously. Ditch the suave business man look because you are one hot bitch working those dark eyes.