Brittany Andrews Is Getting Married

On yesterday's episode of The Jason Sechrest Show, my opening monologue was interrupted by frequent text messages from Brittany Andrews and one of which broke the news to me live on the air that she is getting married!

Actually, here's how it all went down...

I went to text the guy I've been seeing: "Hey, where is my 'have a good show' kiss-text?"

Little did I know his number was eerily similar to Brittany Andrews and right next to each other in my phone log!

I get the following text back from Brittany: "Right here on my fucking puuuuusy!:) Wanna kiss?"

Breaking into hysterical laughter at myself, I texted back during the show that I had meant to send it to someone else and asked her how she was doing.

Brittany replied: "I'm Dandy. I'm getting married. Did you get the invite?"

I read it aloud, not knowing that I'm breaking news live as I'm reading it, at which point I drop the phone and my jaw at the same time.

I ask her if she's kidding and she says: "Nope. Just put my order in 4 my 6 carrot yellow pear shaped diamond ring. Very Rare & exquisite!"

Within minutes, out mutual friend, Tiger, is calling into the show to give me the details, saying that it will be a million dollar wedding held at a castle in Brazil!

Congrats, Miss B! And, of course, I'll be there! Your bitch, I mean, man, is paying for the plane and hotel though, right?