Digital Playground Signs Stoya to Exclusive Contract

Hot off the press! Just minutes ago, Digital Playground announced the signing of a new exclusive to their roster of contract performers... and wow! I mean, I'm gay and all but she's fucking stunning. I have a thing for Selma Blair though and she's definitely a candidate for "separated at birth." (Note to DP publicist, Adella O'Neal: Email perez@perezhilton.com, tell him Jason sent you!)

Anyway, the girl's name is Stoya and I'm going to guess it's not short for Stolichnaya. The press release says she's "originally from the Carolinas" -- North or South is really neither here nor there apparently. She is 100% natural and 21 years old. 5'7" and 125 pounds, the gal likes to make clothes and personally defines herself as "an android from the future." Oh, a sci-fi nerd underneath all that glam! We dig it!

She's making her boy/girl debut with Tommy Gunn in Jack's POV 9 which hits the streets in December, followed by Stoya: Sexual Freak 7 slated for Janauary.

I wish DP did interviews with KSEX still. I would promote the hell outta this gal in a second and bring Gene Ross along to cover it and blow it up all big like.

What was their beef with KSEX anyway? It was so long ago, I don't even remember! Nor should they. It sure as hell didn't have anything to do with me or Stolichnaya!

Don't punish Stoli for past people's bad behavior! Stop the insanity! ... FREE STOLI!