Big Blue Productions' "The Muscle Pit"

Well, I was waiting forever to review this movie hoping that I could give you guys a link to where to see it in one of our video on-demand theaters, but after months and months, I couldn't wait any longer. If you want to see the movie from us, you can purchase it at the link below this review for 16% off the regular price in our Curious Corner Store -- and my recommendation is that you definitely buy it. It's a hot movie and it's a good price.

This marks the return of Blue Blake after having spent some time in retirement. The delightfully filthy director used to make four movies a year for his company and The Muscle Pit reminds us of just how much we missed that. Blake always manages to get everyone from so-called "straight" bodybuilders and married cops to "do."

Highlights of The Muscle Pit include Robert Van Damme in what is without a doubt the hottest facial of the year. After fucking him silly, Van Damme takes Marco Paris's load in his mouth and on his face -- and it's quite a big one! -- only to have Paris lick it up and kiss him with it, swapping it back and forth, spitting it in each other's mouths at length. Van Damme eating Paris's ass in this scene is also spectacular, as Blake has him spread his hole open wide for the camera and gets close-ups of Van Damme's tongue taking the plunge inside.

Van Damme's other scene is equally brill as he and Brad Rock double penetrate Josh Weston. Rock seems pale and paunchy as he has in most of his releases of the past year and a half and Weston has seen better days, but there is no denying good performance skills. They bang the hell out of Weston both with their dicks and with an oversized dildo. The main complaint is that for a scene that truly opens Weston's hole to great lengths as seen in the promo images for the movie, there are no shots of the hole itself opened. We don't get to see "the damage done" basically. And since we see it in promo images, my guess is that's an editor's fault.

Real-life Junior American Champion (whatever that means) BamBam Micelli does a solo that looks like it was shot in Blue's backyard which kind of makes it even hotter. Micelli's pretty freaking hot with his perfect body, a decent dick and an ass that he spreads for days in a few different positions. He's so hot in that "straight boy" and "gym jock" way that it makes you overlook the massive acne breakout on the upper thighs around his ass. But in the future, someone might really want to consider some makeup and better lighting for that sort of thing.

The scene between Damon Phoenix and Tyler Saint seems almost a throw-away because compared to the others it is downright tame. Tyler Saint does take a huge dripping load on his face and in his mouth and Phoenix's ass is as ridiculously hot as it's ever been. The two turn out a great performance but it's not like you feel a chemistry there between them and for the most part, it's cookie cutter positions. But let's get something straight, this would normally a stunning scene for any other company. Blake and his brilliance is set to higher standards in my mind. Perhaps because he claims this to be: "the filthiest muscle fuck movie ever made."

I dunno about that.

But it's a damned good one.

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