Bareback Boys' "Barebacking Soldiers"
Wow. What an awful movie.
Wouldn't that make a great quote for the box cover?
I don't know where to begin. If you were starting to think that all European made bareback porn is hotter than anything American made condom or no, I'm afraid you would be quite mistaken upon watching Bareback Boys latest venture, Barebacking Soldiers. I wish they put the director's name on the box so I could castrate him of his credentials properly, but there is no such credit -- and wisely so.
Let's start here. In a bareback movie from a bareback company, not only are there no facial or internal cum shots but you really can't tell there's no condom anyway because there are no penetration shots. Hell, there's no hole shots for that matter. I've seen more hardcore action on The Playboy Channel.
The cast hates each other. They must because it's all about sucking limp dick. And the director for some reason is obsessed with 69's. Every scene. At length. With limp dicks. Lovely.
It's a bad movie. Don't watch it now.
posted by Jason Sechrest at 3:53 PM
1 Comments:
Jason there are times I do envy Your job,,,This is NOT one of those times! Thank you for uh taking this Grenade for all of us. Is there a porn Medal of Honor for bravery in the face of extreme Mental Anguish? The cast hates each other. They must because it's all about sucking limp dick. And the director for some reason is obsessed with 69's. Every scene. At length. With limp dicks. Lovely.The Horror that is Truly Bad Porn!
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