Tristan Mathews Is One Bad Ass Mutha Fucka!

Tristan Mathews was on his way to a shoot in a bad part of downtown Los Angeles last week when someone who thought they were being smart yelled "faggot" at him in Spanish and threw a can of soda at his head.

Gosh, anyone who knows Tristan Mathews knows he picked the wroooong "faggot" to fuck with!

Mathews turned around, charged after the kid, took the heavy bag he was carrying and began beating him with it until he was on the ground at which point the gay porn star began kicking him so hard he broke a toe, punching him in the face so hard his hand is still swollen, calling him names, spitting on his face and saying, "You thought I was some little faggot bitch, but you were wrong. What does it feel like to be called names? You'll think twice next time before you call any gay person names."

The police drove by and saw the incident. They pulled Tristan off of the homo hater. He was cuffed but not arrested.

I never condone violence of any kind as a solution, but I do love that Tristan Mathews stood up for himself and the rest of us.

And hey, while we're on the subject, can you believe in two months Tristan Mathews and Andy Kirra will have been married for an entire year? Everyone (including I, to be honest) was pretty skeptical when they wedded only five days after meeting each other. But hey, maybe when it finally happens... you just know!

Mathews also recently made his directorial debut with "Bowser Makes a Porn" from Dirty Bird Pictures. You can watch it here in the JC Theatre.