Penthouse Pet & Naked Swordsman of the Year Announced Simultaneously!

In what I'm certain is a complete accident, both the Naked Swordsman of the Year honor to Jake Deckard and the Penthouse Pet of the Year honor to Heather Vuur arrived in my "In" box just two minutes short of each other.

Both are big honors! I mean, not as big as... you know, the Weho XXX Awards. But then nothing really quite is.

Both are contract exclusives, Deckard to Titan Media and Vurr to Ninn Worx respectively.