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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Mary Carey Tells Tyra All Porn Stars Are Drunk and High
Did anyone see that crazy ass Mary Carey on The Tyra Banks Show last week?
After starring in the new season of the VH-1 series, Celebrity Rehab, it seems that whack job Dr. Phil got her to not only swear off the booze and pills, but porn too. And how? Philster had her start practicing ballet again, something she did as a child, as a way to open her subconscious to who she was before she became the party girl porn star slash California governor candidate.
Well, now Carey has cut off all her hair and goes on Tyra to say something to the effect of, "I know everyone in porn is going to hate me for saying this, but every girl in porn is drunk and on vicodin. I was drunk and on vicodin every day and if they tell you they are not, they are lying."
And hey, Brittany Andrews only does GHB and xanax! So let's not stereotype your addictions.
And let's face it, you might not be the best person to judge the porn industry considering that the entire time you were here... you were admittedly drunk and high!
Let's review.
Mary Carey became a porn star because it brought her fame. Mary Carey became a pill popping boozer because the reputation brought her more fame. Mary Carey ran for governor of California because it brought her even more fame. Mary Carey appeared on Celebrity Rehab because it brought her still more fame. Mary Carey is getting sober because it's bringing her the most fame yet!
Mary Carey will go back to pill popping and boozing when the 15 minutes of sobriety-fame are up. Why? Because she knows the return to form will be headline news for some sites.
She's no dummy. Just a junkie.
And hey, I'm not judging! ...I'm drunk and high right now.
Here, I attempt (rather unsuccessfully) to cover Erotica L.A. without a microphone. At least we managed to catch up with Wicked Pictures exclusives Stormy Daniels and jessica drake, along with straight male porn star Jack Lawrence for these, brief but loud, interviews.
Part spoof of horror flicks and another part spoof of reality shows, Wicked Pictures'Carmen Goes South will induce just as many laughs as it will hard ons!
Wicked exclusive Carmen Hart didling pussies with Ryder Skye in the backseat of a car is one of the hottest girl/girl scenes of the year, both of them clearly enjoying themselves and each other as opposed to "calling it in" as so many girl/girl scenes usually are. The chemistry is intense and the two seem to completely forget the camera is on them.
Steven St. Croix bangs August in a couple of quick positions before busting on her stomach but it's her blowjob that is exceptional and also the most lengthy of the action in this, the movie's second sex scene. It's quickly followed by Barrett Blade in a weird mullet wig and Davy Crockett outfit banging Exotica in a cowboy hat. It's a vocal scene, him making her do everything from say she's a dirty whore to "baahing" like a sheep. Blade gets more on a dance floor later, again from Exotica but this time with Ryder Skye. Blade bangs Skye in multiple positions while Skye eats out Exotica's pussy.
Thank goodness the movie's best performer, Hart, returns to give us a second stellar scene by the movie's end, this time with stud Marcus London who eats her pussy good, gags her with his cock till she's dripping saliva, fucks her standing up and cums on her tits.
Director David Stanley makes laughing and cumming at the same time so easy!
My First Week With Four Shows (And Yes, I'm Fucking Exhausted ...And Yet Can't Wait for Wednesday)
We kicked off our first week of four shows with Porn Star of the Week: West Hollywood Edition @ Here Lounge, a night packed full of hundreds that came out to see Brent Corrigan on Wednesday from 10:00 pm - 1:00 am. Corrigan was the most warm, professional and easy to get along with I've ever seen him, an absolute to delight to both me and the many fans who came out to see him. Corrigan danced at midnight on the main stage, signed autographs and gave away tons of copies of his new Prodigy Pictures/Dirty Bird movies, Brent Corrigan's Summit (our pick of the month in the JC Theatre) and The Porne Ultimatum. You can read further reports along with photos and video soon to come from from Brent himself in his blog at BrentCorriganInc.com/blog/ as well as fan blogger jimyvr.blogspot.com who was in attendance along with pornsters Josh Vaughn, Cameron Marshall, Lex Sabre, Blake Riley and Vance Winters.
Then on Thursday it was time for Porn Star Alley: Silverlake Edition @ MJ's Bar, where we experienced our busiest night to date as hundreds flowed in throughout the evening to meet Hot House exclusive Johnny Gunn in the flesh for happy hour from 6:30 pm - 9:00 pm! While I dragged Cameron Marshall along with me for the evening, Gunn brought along his current boyfriend, fellow Hot House exclusive Nick Piston (who is also a bartender at MJ's) and told the story of how he used to jack off to Nick years before getting involved in porn. When he said he also sought out Hot House as the company he most wanted to work for, things started to sound a little stalkerish! Soon they will have been together for an entire year and the two sober studs seem to be stronger than ever.
Friday's debut of Porn Star Alley: West Hollywood Edition @ Here Lounge was... well, what can we say, it was Friday, the 13th! It seems Here Lounge, in all their excitement for the new show, forgot to hire a staff for the evening! LOL... So the doors were not opened when we arrived, nor were there bartenders or staff on hand with which to have a show! And it seems an audience also forgot to attend, for the most part. No worries though, my first shows are generally like this and take a while to catch on, as you'll remember with the sparsely attended Wednesday and Thursday shows back in late 2007! I have learned to just go with it when new shows start up. Thankfully, Dean Coxx was a consumate professional, greeting people at the door with me for the first hour before we all headed on over to local bar Fiesta where we had cocktails with Dean! It was a much more intimate affair and kind of fun to give his fans a chance to just hang out with him privately and get to know him better on their own terms without my jabbing a microphone into his face! This Friday's Porn Star Alley: West Hollywood Edition @ Here Lounge from 6:30 pm - 9:00 pm with guests Rod Barry and All Worlds Video exclusive Cameron Marshall, however, should be all set to go ...so don't forget to show up this time, peeps! I need all my friends at the new shows until the word gets out there. ;-)
Surprisingly, the second new show debut of the week, Porn Star of the Week: Silverlake Edition at MJ's Bar from 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm on Sunday with Nick Capra ...was packed the second I walked in the door! I was a little taken aback and intimidated at first, to be honest. Here I was expecting to walk into a crowd of maybe a dozen people, but there were two dozen alone just on the dance floor, another two dozen at the bar and maybe three dozen out on the patio! And the MJ's crowd ate up Nick Capra like no tomorrow! Capra got down and dirty dancing on stage, whipping out his dick when he could and having JABB Management dancer/pornster Beau Marcus go down on him or eat his ass from time to time. Marcus along with popular Weho dancer Jimmy and porn stud Lex Sabre were the evening's go-go dancers, which I fondly referred to as "The Keebler Elf Dancers" throughout the night. And let me tell you, that Sabre can move! Who knew he was such a good dancer?
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JASON'S PERSONAL CALENDAR
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 - Hosting "PORN STAR RIM JOB" w/ live on-stage performances from porn star go-go boys at MJ's Bar in Los Angeles, CA from 10:00 pm - 2:00 am.
Monday, March 29th, 2010 - Hosting "PORN STAR KARAOKE" w/ live musical performances from half naked porn stars at MJ's Bar in Los Angeles, CA from 10:00 pm - 2:00 am.
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010 - Hosting "PORN STAR RIM JOB" w/ live on-stage performances from porn star go-go boys at MJ's Bar in Los Angeles, CA from 10:00 pm - 2:00 am.
Monday, April 26th, 2010 - Hosting "PORN STAR KARAOKE" w/ live musical performances from half naked porn stars at MJ's Bar in Los Angeles, CA from 10:00 pm - 2:00 am.
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010 - Hosting "GARAGE" w/ DJ Chi Chi LaRue, special guest Gus Mattox and porn star go-go boys Here Lounge in West Hollywood, CA from 10:00 pm - 2:00 am.
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 - Hosting "PORN STAR RIM JOB" w/ live on-stage performances from porn star go-go boys at MJ's Bar in Los Angeles, CA from 10:00 pm - 2:00 am.
Monday, May 24th, 2010 - Hosting "PORN STAR KARAOKE" w/ live musical performances from half naked porn stars at MJ's Bar in Los Angeles, CA from 10:00 pm - 2:00 am.